Is this a joke ... or an unfortunate Indian guy's real name?

Name and address on a piece of advertising recently returned, as undeliverable, to our office in Oxford.

There must be a "fast track" school nearby...

It's true, kiddos - slow down. You'll get old soon enough!

Janet

Excuse me - can you tell me how much you're charging for a CD in your shop?

Banbury, Oxfordshire - August 2008