"Well...erm...okay...well...erm...I guess I'll choose prison, then."

(From London's "Metro" newspaper, 23 March 2007)

I'll try my best to keep VERY still, then...

A sign posted on the Oxford Park & Ride buses. (OK...to be fair, it's only PART of the sign!)

I'm a little confused where the men actually are...

(On scaffolding in front of the Oxford Courthouse)